Introvert, somewhat emotionally retarded, science student, bookworm, realist & INTJ. I like writing/reading/watching anything about crime and science and I'm really small. since 10/09/14





Martin Bauendahl

Real life vs Societal expectations


Yeah, news flash people, boobs generally only look “perky” while in a bra. A few are super lucky and have naturally perky boobs, most don’t. And this is because, SURPRISE, boobs are intended to feed babies and it’s hard for a baby being cradled in mum’s arm to reach a nipple that’s on the other side of the boob from where its mouth is.Think of a soda fountain machine. The spouts are all pointing down, right? So you can put soda in a cup being held under the spout? If the spout was sticking straight out, it would be really hard to get a soda out of it.Babies need to be able to reach a nipple easily so they can eat. Ergo, nipples are usually lower and angled more downward on a naturally hanging boob, both so it’s easier for a baby to reach and so gravity can do its part in pulling milk toward the nipple.So there you go, outright ANATOMICAL proof that boobs are not there for the benefit of men.

Thank you for that. I never realized. Thanks.

Burning Metal
You might think that metal isn’t flammable, but if you can get it hot enough & expose it to enough oxygen, it’s easy. Here you can see some steel wool which has been heated to over 700 degrees celcius, using nothing but a battery. How? Find out in this video which shows you what you need to perform this beautiful science experiment at home:
Anonymous: loads of pretty girls claim to be 'sapiosexual' but really there not. they like the look of boys with so called 'geek glasses' and bow ties but not real math geeks with greasy hair, maybe a bit overweight, acne and socially awkward and quiet. be real, you wouldn't date a real nerd.

It’s being attracted to intelligence, not physical appearance. Not all smart people have acne, are dirty and overweight, that is such a terrible stereotype. Also, I have had crushes on many a fat, acne covered, awkward ‘nerd’ actually - and they are much more fun and mentally stimulating to be around so fuck off. 

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Anonymous: are your lips fake?

What does this even mean?

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This x-ray shows the case of an unfortunate woman who happened to have a snake crawl into her vagina, slither through the fallopian tube, and out oast the ovary into her body cavity. It survived unknown for three days until the snake started eating her appendix.

Wtfff how …

But how do you not notice a snake crawling into your vagina ?

LMAO THIS MAKES NO SENSE that would have to be a tiny ass snake to fit thru her fallopian tubes and how do u get past the ovary you’d hav to burst thru it or some fucked up shit and anyways this is apparently some xray of a guy who shoved AN EEL UP HIS ASS